From November 2014 to November 2016, I kept a rolling log of everything I owned. I entered this data into the below table, which is hosted in CPanel via GoDaddy. When I got rid of things, I marked that cell with an X. On 11.16.16, I hosted a one-day performance of these objects called The things I own, in 3D. The day before the performance, 2/3 of the log, around the last 200 cells, disappeared, and a '%' sign appeared at the top of the table. As I was setting up the show, I re-logged all of the objects. On the day of the show, many cells were again erased, but this time a '%3' appeared at the top of the table. I have taken this as a sign to no longer log my objects. The table presented here is the partially-erased log as of 11.16.16. 


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BOUGHT GIFTS FREE OR FOUND TRADES MADE COLLABORATIONS BOUGHT W/ GIFT CARD OR STORE CREDIT DON'T KNOW/REMEMBER PHOTOCOPIED OR SCANNED OTHER STOLEN $$$ FOR SALE $$$
The L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E Book. Bruce Andrews and Charles Bernstein, eds. X X X Handmade chapbook called No Loaf. Unbound artist book called Hyun's & The Candy Store with Michael Iovino, Meg Saienni, Kelley McNutt, Tina Saienni, Heather McKenna, Maddie Stratton, Alex Wood, Dan Warden, Joe Sutton, Alex Crocetti, Alyssa Kazew, and other unidentifiable artists. Dirty Beaches Water Park OST CD. Small golden-yellow stone. 4 pg. photocopy of Chapter 1: Introduction to Contemporary Polish Poetry from Contemporary Polish Poetry. Employment Authorization Card (expired). X Email natalia [at] okcook [dot] co. If you'd like to purchase anything else please inquire. 
Białoszewski, Miron. Memoir of the Warsaw Uprising. Trans. Madeline Levine. X Dworak, Barbara. Dziewczyny na medal. Iovino, Michael. Perfect Surface. Zine called Alphabet Book: E. Microcassette mixtape with Sean Tatol (unfinished). Record player. X 6 pg. photocopy of Chapter 7: Miron Białoszewski: Poet of the Prosaic from Contemporary Polish Poetry. Polish birth certificate. X Your're #1. Published by Sean Tatol. Featuring Maralie Else, Alix Vollum, Natalia Panzer, Rebecca Peel, Patrick Scott-Walsh, and Sean Tatol. 2015. $10 + shipping. Email natalia.panzer@gmail.com.
C.F. Mere. Chicago Manual of Style, 16th ed. X Warman, Cedar. Selected Hot Springs. Zine called Alphabet Book: Y. 3 pgs. of notes about InDesign and Photoshop with Stephen Tyson. X X Wolf, Uljana. Kochanie ich habe brot gekauft. New Zealand birth certificate. Aqua planter.  Your're #1. Published by Sean Tatol. Featuring Maralie Else, Alix Vollum, Natalia Panzer, Rebecca Peel, Patrick Scott-Walsh, and Sean Tatol. 2015. $10 + shipping. Email natalia.panzer@gmail.com.
Cousteau, Jacques-Yves and Philippe Diolé. The Whale. Trans. J. F. Bernard. X Polish Writing Today. Celina Wieniewska, ed. Paradis, Annie. Dope Antlers. X Chapbook called Cool Things Found in Rubbish Bins with Ross Gendels, Michael Iovino, Joe Sutton, Ben Apatow, Ivo Stoop, Annie Paradis, and Alex Wood. X X Gizzi, Michael. Carmela Bianca. Piece of paper given to be my father with my PESEL number. Pen from restaurant boat. Looseleaf drawing of two skeleton monks. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Daly, Catherine. To Delite and Instruct. X X Unknown author. Xerox. Hardcover book case. FLASH2.  X Blank envelope. Coolidge, Clark. Polaroid. Letter from Wojewoda Mazowiecki. Pen from rooftop bar. Looseleaf drawing of Daniel Plainview. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
X Iovino, Michael. Perfect Surface 2. Radon, Lisa. Infinity Increaser exhibit chapbook. Unknown author. Blank handmade book. 20 pg. unbound comic called Haus. FLASH2.  FRKWYS Vol. 8 Blues Control and Laraaji cassette. Blank envelope. Białoszewski, Miron. Było i było. My mother's life insurance policy. Scroll by Michael.  Looseleaf drawing of unicorn bust. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Di Prima, Diane. Dinners and Nightmares. X Lee, Shannon. Untitled zine. X 1 pg. comic FLASH2.  X Blank envelope. Hawkey, Christian. Petitions for an Alien Relative. Letter explaining how to make changes to my mother's life insurance policy. Scroll by Michael.  Looseleaf drawing of homeless woman in Warsaw. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Eigner, Larry. Things Stirring Together and Far Away. Reed, John. 10 Days That Shook the World. Exhibit catalog for Kelley McNutt's Beauty Now 2000, with sticker by Shannon Lee accidentally stuck to the back (now considered one object). Maratta, Chloé. Zine from 2011. 14 pg. unbound artist book called Joan Haste. FLASH2.  Laurel Halo Antenna NNA Tapes cassette. Blank envelope. Gizzi, Michael. Continental Harmony. X Scroll by Michael.  Looseleaf drawing of old Japanese man with abstract detail to the left of him. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Gizzi, Michael. Gyptian in Hortulus. X X X 4 pg. map-poem called Snackmap. FLASH2.  Caboladies/Oneohtrix Point Never split NNA tapes cassette. Blank envelope. Gizzi, Michael. Cured in the Going Bebop. X Scroll by Michael.  Looseleaf drawing of skeletal guard. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Gizzi, Michael and Geoffrey Young. Rejection. Schwitters, Kurt. Pppppp. X Note about my short story from Michael. Handmade book of poetry called Then, After Swallowing the Mouse, the Rat Said:. FLASH2.  Howe, Susan. Sorting Facts; or, Nineteen Ways of Looking at Marker. Blank envelope. Gizzi, Michael. Species of Intoxication. X Scroll by Michael.  Looseleaf drawing of featureless head with fuzzy beanie. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Hawkey, Christian. Citizen Of. X X 4 pg. poem by Michael that starts yo meriré, 2010. X FLASH2.  Green moleskin (used). Blank envelope. Gizzi, Michael. Avis; or, the Replete Birdman. New Zealand Driver's License (expired). Scroll by Michael.  Looseleaf drawing of triangle fractal. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Hawkey, Christian. Ventrakl. Wallace, David Foster. Consider the Lobster. X 7 pg. document of sonnets by Michael, 2010. FLASH2.  X Blank envelope. Coolidge, Clark. "But It Says Nothing." from a print out of Own Face. Permanent Resident Card. Scroll by Michael.  Looseleaf drawing of weird camel. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Inman, P. at.least. Zim, Herbert and Donald Hoffmeister. Mammals: A Guide to Familiar American Species. X 2 pg. poem Goethe's Goatherd by Michael, 2010. FLASH2.  Blank envelope X Photo negatives. Scroll by Michael.  Looseleaf drawing of tired Templar knight. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Hulick, Betsy. A Fable For Beginners; or, Only the Buttons Are Real. PWN Polish-English dictionary. X 3 pgs. poems by Michael, 2010. FLASH2.  X X Photo negatives. Looseleaf drawing of C.A. Conrad. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Kalamaras, George. Your Own Ox-Head Mask as Proof. Kim, John Jung. Sprinklers Bloom/Kerosene Fire. X 1 pg. poem called In the lost corner of the house by Michael, 2010. Northhampton book fair mailing list 1. X Sekula, Allan. This Ain't China: A Photonovel. Photo of Erin Stainken outside of Nomadic Notions. Looseleaf drawing of Oms. 2012.  4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Niżyńska, Joanna. The Kingdom of Insignificance: Miron Białoszewski and the Quotidian, the Queer, and the Traumatic. Warman, Laura A. Will This Look Good on My Resume: A Small Book of Googles; or, Things I Googled Last Week. X 2 pg. poem Hanging Ten on Lyn Hejinian's Neck by Michael, 2010. Northhampton book fair mailing list 2. X X Looseleaf drawing of stressed out bald guy. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Osman, Jena. An Essay in Asteriks. Red envelope containing two postal-themed zines from Red Letter Day. X 2 pg. poem that starts Yes, others by Michael, 2010. X Photo of Michael's face. Looseleaf drawing of creeper shoe. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Osman, Jena. The Network. Black Natalia keychain. (On loan.) X 2 poems across 4 pages by Michael, 2009. X Photo of Nick Weltyk on computer. Looseleaf drawing of Antonin Artaud. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Osman, Jena. The Character. X X 4 pgs. of poems by Michael, 2012 or 2013. X X Looseleaf drawing of light from Alphaville. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Shulevitz, Uri. One Sunday Morning. Small clay pot. X 2 pg. poem called pmversion2schiele by Michael, 2012 or 2013. X Photo of Michael drinking a juice box with eyes closed. Looseleaf drawing of Brechtian theatre. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Vicuña, Cecilia. Unraveling Words & The Weaving of Water. Trans. Suzanne Jill Levine and Eliot Weinberger. X X 2 pg. poem called RAWmusicpoemversion0.0( madewhilelisteningtocLOUDDEAD) by Michael, 2012 or 2013. X Photo of paraphernalia laid out on a piano stool in Michael's basement. Looseleaf drawing of Lester Bangs as an angry duck. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
The Complete Poetry of César Vallejo. Trans. Clayton Eshleman. X X Draw Down Books's Gluekit. X Photo of Maya Lin's Storm King Wavefield. Looseleaf drawing of bearded Chinese man. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Wolf, Uljana. Aliens: An Island. Decorative handmade paper box. X Cooper, Sarah. Chris Marker. X Photo of me smoking bowl at Storm King. Looseleaf drawing of grass giant on stool. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Wolf, Uljana. False Friends. Brown leather decorative box. X X Photo of Michael in front of Menashe Kadishman’s Suspended. Looseleaf drawing of head with sucker mouth. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
The Blind See Only This World: Poems for John Weiners. William Corbett, et al. eds. Black Tissot watch (broken). X X Photo of Michael on hill at Storm King. Looseleaf drawing of noose becoming part of a noose. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
Aufgabe, 9. Brown Casio watch. X Black hair tie. Photo of path at Storm King. Looseleaf drawing of man with long hair and lipstick. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping.
X Oregon keychain. X X Photo of Menashe Kadishman’s Suspended. Panzer, Natalia. Missing Chicken. Published by Cooperative Editions. 2014. $10 + shipping.
Galeria pro/la magazine. X X X Photo of hills and trees at Storm King.
Saienni, Meg. Untitled handmade comic book. Red Natalia bracelet. X X Photo of Michael on the phone in front of Emilio Greco's Tall Bather No. I.
Blank hardcover journal in ziplock bag. Gold ring with amber stone. X Saienni, Meg. Untitled comic. Photo of George Cutts's Sea Change.
Brown cardboard box from Clinique purchase. X X X Photo of meadow at Storm King.
Ad Hocc by D/P/I.

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X Computer World by Kraftwerk cassette. Photo of Michael smoking a bowl in a Porta Potty at Storm King.
8GB flash drive. X X X Photo of meadow at Storm King.
Yellow awl. Blue stone. X Purple Calvin Klein underwear with lace trim. Photo of Zhang Huan's Three Legged Buddha.
Set of cards decorated with scene of wheat field at sunset. Gold pinky ring. X X Photo of Michael playing guitar on bed.
Black leather fanny pack. X X X Photo of Michael in front of Alice Aycock's Low Building with Dirt Roof (For Mary).
Eraser. Hinged, wooden box with gold-leaf sun. Unnameable Books bookmark. X Photo of Michael drinking juice with eyes open.
Roll of white thread. Gold necklace with cross pendant. X Purple Calvin Klein underwear with no trim. Photo of the head of Zhang Huan's Three Legged Buddha.
Blue awl. Gold necklace chain. Set of 19 Japanese papers. Print with poem and design by Tony Wylen. Close up photo of Zhang Huan's Three Legged Buddha.
Xacto knife. Ladybug pendant. X X X
Sewing needle. Beaded pendant of Mexican girl in folk dress. Sony V-O-R Microcassette-corder M-530V. Collected, Compiled, Recorded, and Reworked: Nicaragua CD by Heather McKenna. X
Sewing needle. Metal oval pendant. Unitra Eltra Ania R-612 Odbiornik Radiowy-4 Zakresy radio. X Photo of washing machines in San Antonio.
Curved sewing needle. Polish-US power adaptor. 2 pg. article torn from Polish newspaper titled Dziady według Białoszewskiego. Rytuał i buffo. Plastic folder with velcro seal. X
White button. Paradis, Annie. Have a Great Now. X Plastic folder with velcro seal. X
White button. Pink shopping bag by Laura A. Warman. X 2 pg. short story by Michael. X
White button. Pink shopping bag by Laura A. Warman. X Essay fragment about Debussy by Michael. Photo of me and Erin laughing.
X Pink card with pictograms Laura A. Warman. X 2GB flashdrive. Photo of me looking in pocket mirror.
Silver and opal button. Blue card with pictograms Laura A. Warman. Howe, Susan. Tom Tit Tot. Wylen, Tony. The Desolate Wasteland in My Head. X
X Blue card with pictograms Laura A. Warman. X Stratton, Maddie. 4Sale. X
X Blue card with pictograms Laura A. Warman. Ubiquitous, Fall/Winter 2010. Stratton, Maddie. Untitled zine. X
Xacto blade. Route9 postcard with poem by Laura A. Warman. X Stratton, Maddie. Untitled zine. X
Xacto blade. Parnwell, E.C. The New Oxford Picture Dictionary: English/Polish. Trans. Maciej Sienick. X McNutt, Kelley. Freaker 1. Selfie of me and Kayla by red truck.
X X X Paper clip.  4 pg. script by Michael called Yoko Ono's Eyeballs, 2010 or 2011.
Page torn from a book that I bought but later sold featuring Miron Białoszewski's Oh! Oh! Should They Take Away My Stove... My Inexhaustible Ode to Joy. Iovino, Michael. Perfect Surface (print out). X Black plastic coat hanger. Selfie of me and Jess Jackson before ball.
X Iovino, Michael. Vaperware (print out). Green water glass. Black plastic coat hanger. X
Small pink Rollbahn notebook (used). Iovino, Michael. Vaperwave (print out). Green water glass. Black plastic coat hanger. X
Medium pink Rollbahn notebook (used). Mcnutt, Kelley. Freaker 3: Trans. Black lace bra. Black plastic coat hanger. X
Large white Rollbahn notebook (used). Pink Incase laptop case. X Black plastic coat hanger. X
Packet, 51. MacBook Pro (13-inch, Early 2011). X Black plastic coat hanger. Photo of mum, babcia Halenka, and babcia's friend.
Passport photo. Kiwi bird soft toy. X Black plastic coat hanger. X
Krzysztof Kieślowski's Three Colors DVD. Teddy bear soft toy. "Doggy." Smith Brother Farms blue crate. Black plastic coat hanger. Photo of me at 8 or 9 years old and dad at a Marae.
X X Smith Brother Farms blue crate. Black plastic coat hanger. Photo of me at 10 years old in a train with a brown bag of cherries.
Jean-Luc Godard's Hail Mary DVD. Warman, Laura A. My Numerology. Black Hanes t-shirt with bleach detailing. Black plastic coat hanger. Photo of me and Meeky Panzer as babies doing a puzzle.
Terry Gilliam's Brazil DVD. Letter from Laura A. Warman. Ubiquitous, Fall 2012. X Photo of Ari Panzer teaching me how to ride bike when I was 5.
David Byrne's True Stories DVD. X Pratt Institute Commencement Ceremony envelope #666. X Photo of me and Ari as children on couch.
X X Note from old boss. X Photo of me as a toddler in a sandpit.
X X Looseleaf drawing done in notebook by Nick. Small black binder clip. Photo of me as a toddler in a headscarf on some outdoor stairs.
Black vintage flats.  BKR water bottle sans sleeve. X

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Photo of me at kindergarten with a clown.
Black leather Artiva boots. X Looseleaf drawing done in notebook by Nick. X Photo of me as a toddler in a playground.
Black AirWair Doc Martens. X X X Photo of me at 10 or 11 years old walking with babcia.
X Space print by Ross Gendels. Ubiquitous, Spring 2013. X X
X Metropolitan Museum of Art paintbrush. X Black plastic coat hanger.  Photo of me, babcia, and her friend sitting on a park bench.
Tea Tree oil. Pink braided plastic key chain. X Black plastic coat hanger.  Photo of me getting my second birthday cake.
X Drawing by Tony's dad. Iron. Black plastic coat hanger.  Photo of me as a baby lying on the carpet with Ari in background.
Print by Alex Ito. Postcard from Laura A. Warman's postcard series. X Brown lighter.  Photo of me and Meeky on trampoline.
Screen-printed $1 bill by Nick. Photo of a young Michael. X Texas coaster.  Photo of me, Ari, Meeky at Polish club in Auckland.
Photo booth photos with Cindy. X X Nail clipper. Photo of me and Michael at Kayla and Kevin's wedding.
Photo booth photos with Michael and Sean. Decorative Texas plate. X Small black binder clip. 4 pg. short story by Michael called Night of Hens.
X X X Large green binder clip. Varying amounts of money in a Chase bank account. (Ownership questionable).
X Feather from Cindy. X X
X Cassette tape player. X Jazz dancing photo of me as one of the members of the seven dwarfs.
Red clock. Postage/Media Mail cassette by Sean Tatol. X Jazz dancing photo of me as a slutty nun.
Bedazzled hair clip. Requited Love/Unrequited Love cassette by Sean Tatol. Basil plant. X
Bedazzled hair clip. Sounds & Songs of Humpback Whales cassette. Wooden crate. X
Bedazzled hair clip. Black Plastic Singing Flats cassette by Little Axe Records. X X
Bedazzled hair clip. Small clay bust of Vincent Van Gogh. Smith, Alistair. Andrea Mantegna and Giovanni Bellini. Map to St. Vitus drawn by Michael.
Bialetti espresso maker. X Pour over machine. Cash and coins.
Black from teal AA socks. X X Texas Driver's Licence.
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X X X Chase Freedom Credit Card.
White AA socks. Black socks. X X
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Black from lavender AA socks.

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Geyer, Andrea. Revolt, They Say. X
X X X Apartment key.
X Grey Uniqlo socks. X Chase debit card.
White AA socks with trimmed off lace. X Black over-the-door hooks. Photo of toilets at Auschwitz. 
Brown AA socks. X X X
Black AA socks. X X Oyster card.
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Tie dye socks. X Dutch oven. Apartment key.
X X Fog Linen napkin. Glass Press note card from NOHO book fair.
X X Fog Linen napkin. Glass Press note card from Maine book fair.
Grey Uniqlo socks. X Fog Linen napkin. Apartment lease.
X X Fog Linen napkin. Sanitation (recycling) rider. 
X Black Adidas briefs. X Ririder to lease agreement.
X Purple Calvin Klein underwear. X Disclosure of bedbug infestation history.
X Baby pink Calvin Klein underwear. X No Smoking notice.
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X X Grill pan.
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Purple pencil skirt.
Tan Calvin Klein underwear. Bittman, Mark. How to Cook Everything Vegetarian. X